Well it’s been a little while between drinks as such, and I felt the urge to have a little spring clean hence my new blog layout.
That old Mojo kinda left building for a while, not knowing what to write about and look I shall be completely honest with you – I also took some time out to dabble in internet dating. Holy Guacamole is all I can say. What an eye opener! It was like condensing say a few years of dating into 12 months. You meet all types of men and I was pretty naïve can I just say, but now well I guess you could call me a Seasoned Professional.
I’ve learnt what ghosting and Catfish means, I’ve realised that it doesn’t matter if say that you are looking for a relationship or not seeking any kind of relationship – they DON’T READ IT. And can I just say that I could have made a Coffee table book of Penis Photo’s (don’t worry, I no longer have them, all deleted) with all the pics that somehow made their way to me. And the questions that they ask you straight up: Shaved? Breast Size?
As they say “It’s a Jungle out there” or am I still talking about the Shaved area?
But look I had fun and I made some friends, as only I could do. It seems that I can makes friends anywhere. I can remember back in the day when I would go nightclubbing and would make “Toilet Friends” as our bladders would be kind of in sync – and not the Justin Timberlake way, and would keep meeting up in the queue in the women’s toilet, because let’s face it – there are never enough toilets and those queues go on and on, just like Celine Dion with the Titanic theme song.
But I digress, life got busy, lots of emails back and forth, a few calls and a few dates and right now I am seeing someone that kind of stood out of the pack for me. I am taking it day by day as my god, relationships are hard work aren’t they! It’s been a long time in-between drinks men wise too, but I am enjoying it.
But I have missed blogging and sharing stories with you, so I am bringing that Mojo out of retirement and my Challenge is to blog to you each night. Now it might be a short story or a long story, or just talking about the day to day stuff, but I’m back kids!
Buckle yourself in.